The Top 5 Signs a Sick
Employee Is Actually Hung Over

5> Keeps calling down to the receiving dock to see if his new liver has arrived yet.

4> You can actually hear her head throbbing three cubes away.

3> Nauseated just looking at the engineers? More like: Not *drunk* enough.

2> Over the phone, his fake coughs can’t disguise him cracking open a cold one.

and the Number 1 Sign a Sick Employee Is Actually Hung Over…

1> The bloodshot eyes, the lethargic motion, the mussed hair, the unconscious college girl stuck to his groin.

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Credits:

Selected from 8 submissions from 3 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
Emily Evans, Kansas City, MO — 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO