The Top 8 Reasons Your Boss
Has a Better Computer Than You Do

8> To increase his ability to make mistakes *that* much faster.

7> It’s the standard reward every time he dehumanizes another employee.

6> Every six months, he gets a new PC *and* a new trophy wife.

5> His had to be specially built with an “Any” key added to the keyboard.

4> Her more powerful computer runs hotter, which makes it an excellent under-desk foot warmer.

3> So he can pull up the all-important Fourier analysis of your keystroke style for the annual “Why aren’t you using your time better?” meeting.

2> It’s an ego thing: He thinks he is so-o-o-o much better than us just because he can read.

and the Number 1 Reason Your Boss Has a Better Computer Than You
Do…

1> It helps compensate for his tiny penis.

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 1, 7
(Co-employee of the week!)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1, 8, Topic
(Co-employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1
(Co-employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2, 4
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 5, 6
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 6
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO