The Top 6 Reasons Why Your Job
Will Never Be Outsourced to India

6> There is no Hindi word for “peon.”

5> Teleconferences won’t give my boss the first-hand ass-kissing experience he so desperately craves.

4> Slavery is illegal in India.

3> Luckily for you, Hindus hate slaughtering cows.

2> Rupees don’t come in small enough denominations to cover your salary.

and the Number 1 Reason Why Your Job Will Never Be Outsourced to
India…

1> Because it’s already gone to Mexico.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 2, 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 5, Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO