The Top 7 Reasons Why Productivity
Would Improve if Everyone Were Naked

7> No one would leave their cube for fear of seeing a naked engineer.

6> Wouldn’t waste time checking if fly was zipped after a bathroom trip.

5> Easier to attach loaner backbones to spineless managers.

4> Total time spent thinking up ways to smuggle stolen stationery out of the building: 2 seconds.

3> Between Darlene in Accounting and Phil in Sales, I’m keeping my eyes on my work and nowhere else!

2> Able to weed out the stuffed shirts due to lack of shirts.

and the Number 1 Reason Why Productivity Would Improve if
Everyone Were Naked…

1> The dorks in Marketing would waste less time on “whether the hottie is really blond” debate.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 5, 7, Topic (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — 2
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 4
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 6, Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO