The Top 8 Reasons Why
Offices Are Better Than Cubicles

8> More places to hang your Dilbert strips.

7> No need for elaborate ruses to make people think you’re working — just close your door.

6> Have you ever tried to keep a rhinoceros in a cubicle?

5> Nobody fights over the corner cubicle.

4> So much easier to seal the door, fill with water and create a nifty aquarium.

3> You can clip your toenails without withering glances from coworkers.

2> In office space, no one can hear you scream.

and the Number 1 Reason Why Offices Are Better Than Cubicles…

1> With the door closed and no windows, it strangely reminds you of your childhood.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Joel Baskin, Boston, MA — 1, 2 (Employee of the week!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3, 6
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 4, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, Topic
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO