March 29th, 2006
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
This week: Why you should join the dark side.
Next week: Why you’re unworthy to join the dark side.
This week: Why you should join the dark side.
Next week: Why you’re unworthy to join the dark side.
The Top 6 Reasons
to Go Into Management
to Go Into Management
6> You have your own office, so you can play solitaire in privacy without those pesky over-the-shoulder helpers.
5> Those secretaries don’t sleep with themselves.
4> You have an unfortunate addiction to calling meetings and wasting time.
3> How else can you opportunize priorities among viable strategic tactical modalities?
2> You finally have a wall where you can hang your Internet-purchased business school custom e-diploma.
and the Number 1 Reason to Go Into Management…
1> Tired of thinking for myself.
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Credits:
Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Randy Travis, Wichita Falls, TX — 2, 6
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3
Bruce Kane, St. Louis, MO — 4
John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 5
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO
