June 6th, 2007
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
M is for the morale boost at the office.
O is for the organizational skills she pushes.
T is for time management, which she loves.
H is for helpful, and
E is for the extra effort she gives.
R is for … RUN!!!!
O is for the organizational skills she pushes.
T is for time management, which she loves.
H is for helpful, and
E is for the extra effort she gives.
R is for … RUN!!!!
The Top 5 Reasons Not to Have
“Take Your Mother to Work Day”
“Take Your Mother to Work Day”
5> Being the CEO, she probably doesn’t care what us janitors do.
4> “I’m your mother! Why should I have to dial 9 to tell your Aunt Marlene to make you some decent hangings for these walls? I’m not good enough for only seven digits, is that it?”
3> It’s better she continue in her assumption that my job as a pole dancer involves working for a Polish folk festival.
2> I spend 16 years in school to get this job so I can get away from her, and now you want us to share a 50-square-foot cubicle for nine hours?
and the Number 1 Reason Not to Have “Take Your Mother to Work Day”…
1> You have 26 pictures of your cat in your cubicle, but none of your family.
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Credits:
Selected from 8 submissions from 3 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 1 (Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 4, Topic
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 5
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO
