June 21st, 2006
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
To alcohol, the cause of — and
solution to — all of life’s problems.
solution to — all of life’s problems.
The Top 6 Reasons Jack
Daniels Should Be a Benefit
Daniels Should Be a Benefit
6> Everybody on the job site is drinking it anyway.
5> Handy fluid for cleaning keyboards and screens.
4> Well, they’ve been acting like a bunch of drunken monkeys for years — might as well get it right!
3> Because the free opium thing is just not working out.
2> It’s cheaper than Starbucks.
and the Number 1 Reason Jack Daniels Should Be a Benefit…
1> Team-building continues until 2 a.m.
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Credits:
Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 6
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO
