June 27th, 2007



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Special orders don’t upset us — they enrage us.


The Top 7 Pick-Up
Lines of Fast-Food Workers


7> “Would *you* mind holding the pickle?”

6> “Here’s the beef.”

5> “Can I pull around to your first window?”

4> “I’ll do it *your* way!”

3> “Think *inside* my buns!”

2> “I’d even leave my career for you!”

and the Number 1 Pick-Up Line of Fast-Food Workers…

1> “Care to help me make a batch of secret sauce?”




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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1, 7 (Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, Topic
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 3, 4
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 5, 6
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 5
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO