November 14th, 2007



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
What’s better than playing God?
Getting dental benefits to play God.


The Top 5 Perks of
Working in Genetic Engineering


5> If it worked for Michael Keaton, it can work for you.

4> Lonely? Clone another sheep.

3> Less perverted then working at the sperm bank.

2> Keep the rebels from seceding from the Galactic Union.

and the Number 1 Perk of Working in Genetic Engineering…

1> Eating healthy is easy thanks my self-chopping carrots, spontaneously shredding lettuce, and Brussels sprouts that jump directly from the shopping bag into the trash can.




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Credits:

Selected from 9 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2, 5
John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 3
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 4, Banner Tag
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO