The Top 6 Perks of
Working for The Donald

6> Getting to see those pouty lips of his: Every. Single. Freakin’. Morning. *Before* you have your coffee.

5> When you lick his boots, they taste like fruity gumdrops.

4> Learning how to stab your coworker in the back while maintaining an innocent smile will come in handy if you ever enter politics.

3> Ivana got a nice separation package after her tenure ended.

2> Being fired by Trump looks better on a resume than still bei

employed at Wal-Mart.

and the Number 1 Perk of Working for The Donald…

1> Everybody at the International Subordinates Convention admires your victory in the Kissing-the-Richest-Ass competition.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 1 (Employee of
the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 5, Topic
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 6
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO