The Top 9 Other Jobs in a Law Office

9> Evidence Creation Specialist

8> Netherworld Liaison

7> Profanity-to-Latin Translator

6> Accountant in Change of Extra Zeros on Partners’ Salaries

5> Average-Looking Middle-Age Woman Who Does the Work for the Hot Young Secretaries in Miniskirts and Push-Up Bras

4> Most-Often-Used-Objections Database Coordinator

3> Turnip Squeezer

2> Potential Class Action Lawsuit Detector

and the Number 1 Other Job in a Law Office…

1> Token Honest Guy

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 1, 2 (Employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3, 4, 8 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5, Topic
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 6, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 7
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO