The Top 6 Lessons From the
Downfall of Martha Stewart

6> We’ve said it a thousand times: Keep your money under your mattress.

5> Money doesn’t by love. Nor, apparently, does it buy a good haircut.

4> Like me, the SEC guys get pissed off when a blonde celebrity babe refuses our request for a signed bikini pic.

3> Overbearing, obnoxious company executives simply will not be tolerated in New York. Unless, of course, they’re named Trump.

2> Yes, there are celebrity scandals that I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about.

and the Number 1 Lesson from the Downfall of Martha Stewart…

1> You can be a wealthy manipulative bitch or a duplicitous stock-trading cheat, but not both.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 4 (Employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 3, 5
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 6
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Topic, Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO