The Top 7 Killer Skills You
Wish You Could Put on Your Resume

7> Fluent in three foreign languages: Goth, Hip-Hop and Stoner.

6> On an hour’s notice, can construct a PowerPoint presentation for customers and stockholders, on a product yet to be created, from discarded office supplies and half a stale doughnut.

5> Doctoral degree in Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Avoidance.

4> After 14 cups of coffee, ability to see next year’s strategic market in left eye’s “blind spot.”

3> Equipment: fax, copier, printer, shredder, Street Fighter II arcade machine.

2> Know all the best ethnic restaurants for group lunches.

and the Number 1 Killer Skill You Wish You Could Put on Your
Resume…

1> Most recent position: Honed excellent interior decoration skills, as well as shiv-making expertise.

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1 (Employee of
the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5, 7, Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO