NOTE FROM MARK:

The inventor of the Pringles can died and
requested his ashes be buried in a Pringles can.

The Top 6 Inventions in
Which to Spend Eternity

6> Emeril Lagasse: A KFC bucket.

5> Larry Craig: A… oh, wait! He was *already* buried in a bathroom stall!

4> Shirley MacLaine: Anything recyclable.

3> Andrew Lloyd Webber: a catbox.

2> Orson Welles: Paul Masson bottle labeled “it’s time.”

and the Number 1 Invention in Which to Spend Eternity …

1> Sam Walton: An abandoned, desolate, small town.

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ — 1
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 3
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 4, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — President & CEO