The Top 6 Interview
Tips for Complete Idiots

6> Clothing is always appropriate.

5> Don’t end your sentences with prepositions. Or violent stabbing motions.

4> Fart-lighting skills are best left for post-interview recreation.

3> Try not to feel too inferior just because the interviewer can read.

2> When giving a reference who can affirm your work record, don’t choose your pimp.

and the Number 1 Interview Tip for Complete Idiots…

1> Wear a tie. If the interview tanks, you can hang yourself with it on the way out.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Gideon Griebenow,
Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 1, 2 (Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1 (Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — 5, Banner tag
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 6
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO