The Top 7 Excuses If Caught
Having Sex on Your Boss’s Desk

7> “It’s the only desk in the entire office that *never* has work piled on it.”

6> “This is your desk? From the size of the place, I thought it was my apartment.”

5> “Well, you told me to stall your wife while you boffed the stock room clerk.”

4> “She’s far too classy to do it in a cubicle.”

3> “What are you still doing here? It’s after 2:00 PM!”

2> “I thought you might like some creamer for your coffee.”

and the Number 1 Excuse If Caught Having Sex on Your Boss’s
Desk…

1> “After my evaluation last week, I figured this was the place to get screwed.”

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Credits:

Selected from 26 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1, 3, 4, 7 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
Joel Baskin, Boston, MA — 6
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO