The Top 7 Euphemisms for
Surfing the Net on Company Time

7> Virtual prairie dogging.

6> Verifying our T3 bandwidth.

5> Tweaking the presentation.

4> Researching market options in the silicone-enhanced female demographic.

3> Actively monitoring the network performance.

2> Lunch.

and the Number 1 Euphemism for Surfing the Net on Company Time…

1> Making sure the firewall rules are in place.

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2, 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 7
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 6
Joel Baskin, Redmond, WA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO