The Top 6
Essential Bosses’ Day Gifts

6> Ass mints, so his ass will smell minty when you kiss it.

5> A cell phone that rings urgently every time that annoying Freddy from HR tries to corner him in the hall.

4> Four free voucher calls to his wife, which you’ll personally make while he’s banging the secretary.

3> A card saying “I was entirely too busy working to have time to shop for anything.”

2> A crowbar, to pry lips off his ass.

and the Number 1 Essential Bosses’ Day Gift…

1> Something you know he doesn’t have yet… like your respect.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 1, 2, 3 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4, 6
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO