The Top 5 Effects of Nobody
Retiring Until They Can Afford It

5> “Hey, you damn kids, get out of my cubicle!”

4> Roving bands of senior employees commandeer your cubicle for coupon clipping and kidney harvests.

3> Social Security no longer in jeopardy, as people work into their nineties.

2> Ten percent of the workforce is wearing adult diapers.

and the Number 1 Effect of Nobody Retiring Until They Can Afford
It…

1> Your last day at work really is your last day.

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Credits:

Selected from 8 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 4, Banner tag
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO