The Top 7 Disposal
Techniques for Enron Stock Certificates

7> Rake into heap on front lawn for retirees to jump in like pile of leaves.

6> Trade ‘em in for equally valuable TopFive.com stock certificates.

5> They make excellent insulation for the cardboard box you’ll be moving into.

4> Eastern European folk artists can make them into nifty frameable collages.

3> Per court order: Every 100 shares can be exchanged for one pound of flesh extracted from Enron-funded politician.

2> Drop on Kandahar as anti-capitalist leaflets.

and the Number 1 Disposal Technique for Enron Stock
Certificates…

1> Flush ‘em. Along with your hopes, dreams and retirement.

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1, 5 (Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 4, banner tag
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 6
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 5
Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — 7, RU list name
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO