December 6th, 2006



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Robots are the future. Don’t fight it –
eventually illegal immigrant robots will
take over their jobs anyway.


The Top 6 Differences
If Your Boss Were a Robot


6> Coffee pot in break room replaced with oil drum.

5> At least he’d have a good reason for being a soulless automaton who drives his employees into the ground.

4> “Danger, Robinson, you forgot to file your T-6 slips again!”

3> Whenever the power goes out, so does he: instant time off!

2> If you kiss butt in the winter, make sure not to touch your tongue or risk freezing.

and the Number 1 Difference If Your Boss Were a Robot…

1> Instead of spending work time on my fantasy football teams, I’d be trying to hack the destruct sequence.




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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 5
John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 4
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 6
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO