The Top 6 Differences Between
Your Actual Job and Your Fantasy Job

6> Fantasy job: Beer taps in every office. Real job: That boring water cooler.

5> Real job: Getting paid while surfing porn. Fantasy job: Watching it live.

4> Fantasy job: Close personal assistant to Brad — the movie star — Pitt. Real job: Way too close to Brad — the mailroom guy

pits.

3> Fantasy job: First sword of King Arkathaxes, sovereign of all Chanduria. Real job: Stapler unjammer to Felix Horowitz, purchasing manager, upper midwest region.

2> Just what I’m doing now, but I’d be surrounded by actual trained monkeys, not just morons.

and the Number 1 Difference Between Your Actual Job and Your
Fantasy Job…

1> I’d still work in the women’s prison, but I wouldn’t be so afraid of the inmates that I wet myself.

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Credits:

Selected from 10 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 1, 2 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3, 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 6
Joel Baskin, Redmond, WA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO