The Top 5 Differences Between
Working for Wal-Mart and the Mob

5> Top mob bosses have a soul. Wal-Mart execs, not so much.

4> At Wal-Mart, it takes 10 cold-blooded firings to make you a “made manager.”

3> All the cool nicknames like “Slicer” and “Deep Fry” are taken by guys in the deli.

2> Hitmen are never expected to work off the clock.

and the Number 1 Difference Between Working for Wal-Mart and the
Mob…

1> Instead of a kiss on the lips, a pink slip in your check.

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Credits:

Selected from 9 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1, 3 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 4, Banner Tag
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO