The Top 7 Daydreams of
Administrative Assistants

7> Imposing her will upon the world through tyrannical control of the sticky-note supply.

6> “The way you file… it’s clear that you’re CEO material. How about a promotion?”

5> Working, reliable office equipment.

4> “The President called. He wants you at the White House by the end of the day. You’re going to be making coffee for some of the most powerful people in the *world*!”

3> Office chairs with sexual upgrade packages.

2> “I have taken the liberty of making *you* some coffee today.”

and the Number 1 Daydream of Administrative Assistants…

1> Two words: schedule fu.

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Credits:

Selected from 11 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3, 7 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of
the week!)
Kobus Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4, 6
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 5
Joel Baskin, Redmond, WA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO