June 7th, 2006
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
In designing our new building, we want
you, the employee to have a say.
All in favor, say aye.
All opposed, say “unemployed.”
you, the employee to have a say.
All in favor, say aye.
All opposed, say “unemployed.”
The Top 7 Configurations If
Grunts Designed Corporate Headquarters
Grunts Designed Corporate Headquarters
7> The “Heating, Venting and Air Conditioning” blueprint now reads “Heating, Venting, Beer and Air Conditioning.”
6> The hallucinogenic gas piped into Marketing is now controlled by a valve in Engineering.
5> Marketing gets a corner office… corner of 17th and Broadway along with the other prostitutes.
4> Secretarial pool actually is a pool.
3> Everyone receives defined lots since cubicles are all at 60-degree angles to each other instead of traditional 90.
2> Surfing Internet porn automatically locks the boss’ office door.
and the Number 1 Configuration If Grunts Designed Corporate Headquarters…
1> Anything that puts me closer to the coffee machine.
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Credits:
Selected from 7 submissions from 3 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 3
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO
