October 4th, 2006



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
We’ve got spirit. Yes, we do.
We’ve got spirit. How about you
stop sitting around spectating
and get back to it?


The Top 7 Cheers of
the Office Cheerleaders


7> “Chester, Chester, he’s our man! If he can’t unjam the copier, no one can!”

6> “Gimme an F! Gimme a U!”

5> “Raw! Raw! Raw! Give us the data Raw! Raw! Raw!”

4> “Give me a clue! Give me a clue! For the love of God, please, give me a clue!”

3> “Downsize me? Here’s what I’ll do: Hire a lawyer, and sue! Sue! Sue!”

2> “We’ve got spirit! We’ve got pride! We’re the Initech HR department, and we won’t let your performance review slide!”

and the Number 1 Cheer of the Office Cheerleaders…

1> “Two! Four! Six! Eight! Is it time for lunch yet?”




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Credits:

Selected from 7 submissions from 3 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 2, 7 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 6, Banner Tag
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO