December 19th, 2007



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, peons!


The Top 7 Bits of Job
Advice From Your “Magic 8-Ball”


7> Expense it.

6> Yeah, like that will ever happen!

5> Try again tomorrow, geek boy.

4> What? I’m working over here.

3> Outlook good, but Microsoft Outlook not so good.

2> Corporate spies say no.

and the Number 1 Bit of Job Advice From Your “Magic 8-Ball”…

1> Kiss ass and ask again.




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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 1, 2 (Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3
Randy Travis, Wichita Falls, TX — 3
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 4, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 7
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO