The Top 6 Benefits of
Working in an Ice Cream Truck

6> You can finally get the “Jeopardy!” theme out of your head.

5> Knowing that, in fact, if fluffy vanilla ice cream is n

fresh anymore, you can sell it as “cotton candy” flavor.

4> You have several more reasons never to have children of your own.

3> Your pet walrus can ride along with you.

2> The vodka martinis you drink while driving are perfectly chilled.

and the Number 1 Benefit of Working in an Ice Cream Truck…

1> The truck’s freezer is the perfect place to store the bodies of kids who failed to give you exact change.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 2, 3 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4, 6
Kobus Myburgh,
Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — 5
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Topic, Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO