July 16th, 2008



The Top 6 Benefits of
Working for the Rodeo


6> Unlike my wife, the fans applaud 8 seconds.

5> Travel the country, meet interesting people all over America: nurses, doctors, physical therapists.

4> Really, really hard for the IRS to serve you with audit paperwork, since your address is “In the wind.”

3> Who needs AAA? If you pop a tire, just saddle up and ride to town!

2> You can steal all the Noxema you want from the clowns to help clean the dirt our of your pores.

and the Number 1 Benefit of Working for the Rodeo …

1> Cowboy: Considered one step up from a carny by the fathers of suddenly-pregnant teenage girls.




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Credits:

Selected from 11 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1, 4
Glenn Anthony, San Jose, CA — 2
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 3, 5, 6 (Hat trick!), Banner tag
Fletch McPherson, Jamaica, NY — 6
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — President & CEO