June 20th, 2007



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Employees are welcome to bring their
offspring to work, but please remember to
take them back at the end of the day.


The Top 7 Bad Ideas on
Take Your Daughter to Work Day


7> “OK, honey, we call this a ‘Y incision’… Honey? Are you OK?”

6> Taking out the whiskey bottle you smuggled in her backpack *before* lunch

5> Don’t let her do your work for you. Chances are, she can do it better, faster and more efficiently than you.

4> All the soda she can drink.

3> “Ummm… like ‘Hi everybody!’ This is totally your pilot, Brittany.”

2> Let her decide if the convicted murderer gets life in prison or a trip to ol’ Sparky.

and the Number 1 Bad Idea on Take Your Daughter to Work Day…

1> Do they make exploding vests in a “Little Miss” size?




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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 3, 7 (Hat trick!/Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4
John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 5, 6
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO