Mantra up.

MEMO FROM THE PREZ:

Please discontinue use of our
corporation’s previous slogan,
“We tolerate our customers daily.”

The Top 6 Bad Corporate Slogans

6> Starbucks: Coming soon to 213 locations on a block near you.

5> Greed Is Job One.

4> Made from all-natural ingredients: stagnant pond water, deer droppings and toadstools.

3> Sprint together with Nextel: Experience us before we go under.

2> Depends: We put up with your sh*t, when no one else will.

and the Number 1 Bad Corporate Slogan…

1> We like your money way more than you do.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 2, 6, Topic
Randy Travis, Wichita Falls, TX — 3, 5
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO