The Top 9 Advantages of
Working the Graveyard Shift

9> There’s rarely a line for the “good stall.”

8> Day shift: Stop for a coffee on the way to work. Graveyard shift: Stop for a lap dance on the way to work.

7> Sleeping at work is just more natural when it’s dark out.

6> Lots of stimulating talk radio shows discussing Bigfoot.

5> During your 2 a.m. lunch break, you can watch the impromptu demolition derby across the street in the Buckaroo Tavern parking lot.

4> More uninterrupted quality time with the photocopier.

3> No one cares if you park in a handicapped-only space.

2> You can have your pick of any floor’s leftover lunchroom goodies.

and the Number 1 Advantage of Working the Graveyard Shift…

1> By the time you’re home, the monsters under your bed have gone back to sleep.

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Credits:

Selected from 10 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1, 2, 9 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of
the week!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2, 3
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5, 8
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 6
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 7
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — Topic
Lionel Richie, Tuskegee, AL — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO