Lists for 2004:
- Snappy Comebacks Used During Your Annual Review
- Things Construction Workers Do When No One Is Watching
- Worst Benefits
- Benefits We’d Like to See
- Signs Your Coworker Is Pulling a “Kramer”
- Things You Should Avoid When Filling in for Your Boss
- Ways Your Job Would Be Different If You Could Time-Travel
- Advantages of Working the Graveyard Shift
- Politically Correct Names for “Pimp”
- Best Excuses for Taking a Long Lunch
- Other Jobs in a Law Office
- Signs Your Coworker Is One Cube Short of a Farm
- Motivational Food Items Served in the Company Cafeteria
- Job Skills You Will Never Learn at School
- Changes If Your Company Ran Like “The Apprentice”
- Complaints of Krispy Kreme Employees
- Worst Euphemisms for “CEO”
- Signs You’re Dealing With a Really Good Sales Rep
- Daydreams of Office Equipment
- Reasons Why Your Job Will Never Be Outsourced to India
- Ways to Liven Up the Company Picnic
- Benefits of Being an Air Marshal
- Signs Your Lemonade Stand Is Going to Fail
- Things Learned in Prison That Make a Better Manager
- Job Options for Laid-Off Superheroes
- Signs Your Subordinate Is Sleeping With Your Spouse
- Jobs That Could Be Better Performed by Animals
- Advantages of Not Telecommuting to Work
- Excuses If Caught Having Sex on Your Boss’s Desk
- Signs Nurses Are Going on Strike
- Unexpected Tasks of the Pope’s Assistant
- Things to Say at the Watercooler When You Have Nothing to Talk About
- Job Options for Cartoon Characters
- Signs Your Boss Is Going to Be Fired
- Lessons From the Downfall of Martha Stewart
- Reasons to Keep Macaroni in Your Desk
- Things That Really Happen in Board Meetings
- Perks of Working for The Donald
- Signs Playboy Is Going to Do a “Women of (Your Workplace)” Issue
- Ways to Tell Bosses Off Without Them Knowing
- Signs Your Co-Worker Is an Aspiring Rock Star
- Advantages of Driving the Short School Bus
- Ways to Entertain the Customer Until the Boss Shows Up
- Songs About Your Job
- Value Add-Ons for Businesses
- Ways Work Would Be Different If You Were a Cartoon
- Best Ways to Avoid Sexual Harassment at Work
- Ways to Annoy the Computer Department
