Lists from 2003
- Dec 31 New Year’s Resolutions for the Unemployed
- Dec 10 Signs Santa’s Workshop Has Been Cheating Investors
- Dec 3 Signs Your Boss Is an Alien
- Nov 26 Benefits of Working for Sauron’s Dark Army
- Nov 19 Better Uses for Your Office Wastebasket
- Nov 12 Anachronisms in the Workplace
- Nov 5 Signs You’re a Fast-Food “Lifer”
- Oct 29 Ways to Get Beat Up on the Job
- Oct 22 Advantages of Working in a Crime Lab
- Oct 15 Essential Bosses’ Day Gifts
- Oct 8 Chapter Titles in “The Bitter Employees’ Handbook”
- Oct 1 Ways to Suck Up to the Boss
- Sep 24 Contract Demands of the Topless Dancers’ Union
- Sep 17 Real Uses for Office Supplies
- Sep 10 Reasons Why Offices Are Better Than Cubicles
- Sep 3 Day Jobs of Superheroes
- Aug 27 Signs Your Subordinate Wants Your Job
- Aug 20 Signs That Teachers Are Planning to Strike
- Aug 13 Ways Work Would Be Different If Computers Had Never Been Invented
- Aug 6 Construction Worker Etiquette Rules
- Jul 16 Paramedic Pet Peeves
- Jul 9 Sick Day Excuses
- Jul 2 Jobs at Disneyland About Which It Doesn’t Want Anyone to Know
- Jun 25 Ways to Tell If a Memo Is From Steve in Marketing or Steve in Accounting
- Jun 18 Perks of Being Unemployed
- Jun 11 Things Servers Do to Get Even
- Jun 4 Reasons Your Boss Has a Better Computer Than You Do
- May 28 Complaints of Advice Columnists
- May 21 Reasons Why Cubes Are Better Than Offices
- May 14 Benefits of Working for “High Times” Magazine
- May 7 Questions to Ask the New VP
- Apr 30 Rejected Company Mottoes
- Apr 23 Signs It’s Springtime in the Workplace
- Apr 16 Haikus About Meetings
- Apr 9 Signs That Fast-Food Employees Need More Supervision
- Apr 2 Ways the Group Secretary Can Make Your Life Miserable
- Mar 26 Ways to Avoid Working Weekends
- Mar 19 Responses for Your Boss’s Overused Cliches
- Mar 12 Marketing Tie-Ins to War With Iraq
- Mar 5 Ways to Waste Time at Work
- Feb 26 Signs That You’re Hitting the “Glass Ceiling”
- Feb 19 Worst Jobs of the New Millennium
- Feb 12 Ways to Encourage the Marketing Department
- Feb 5 Positive Experiences Gained From Being a Busboy at Mama’s Greasy Eatins Restaurant
- Jan 29 Signs That You Are in the Meeting From Hell
- Jan 22 New OSHA Regulations for 2003
- Jan 15 Things Overheard at the Secretaries’ Happy Hour
- Jan 8 Management Books by Celebrities
- Jan 2 Ways to Sneak Into Work an Hour Late