January 23, 2008      Share

Oprah Winfrey, apparently running out of
things to buy, has announced plans to launch
her own TV network. It will be called OWN, an
acronym for (wink, wink) Oprah Winfrey
Network. (Hey, it’s hard to come up with fresh
puns tying OWN to Oprah’s wealth, but it was
either that or a “Bucket List” joke.)

The Top 7 Slogans
for Oprah’s New Network

7> We can get Denzel naked.

6> Experience my ego in HD.

5> Kiss my black billionaire ass, old-white-guy America.

4> Go Ahead, change the channel. Yeah, that’s what I thought.

3> Succumb, my petulant lemmings!

2> Did we mention the FREE CARS?!!!!

and the Number 1 Slogan for Oprah’s New Network…
1> Lifetime is for sissies.



Selected from 28 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 (59th #1 /Hat trick double plus!)
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2
Barbara Dahl, Chicago, IL — Topic
Peg Warner, Seabrook, NH — Remote Control