June 30, 2009     

NOTE FROM PEG:

Other people also died last week, you
know, and some of them had actual TV
careers. In descending order of icon-ness,
Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon come to mind.
(Billy Mays didn’t beat the deadline.)

The Top 9 Sidekick OR
Charlie’s Angel Duties in Heaven

9> Elbow George Carlin every 10 minutes, saying, “Told you so,”
for eternity.

8> Go to hell to find the most interesting guests.

7> Chuckle while celebrities defend themselves on Judgment Day.

6> Undercover Demon.

5> Referee grudge matches between Steve Allen, Jack Paar and
Johnny Carson.

4> Keep the supply of giant checks full because in heaven
*everybody* wins *all* the time.

3> Act like God knowing the answer before knowing the question is
somehow unique.

2> It’s time they did some deeds for Bosley, if you know what I
mean.

and the Number 1 Sidekick or Charlie’s Angel Duty in Heaven…

1> Wing fluffing.

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Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Douglas Bishop, Ft. Wayne, IN — 1, 2, 8 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1! Hat trick!)
David Kass, Queens, NY — 2
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 3, 6
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4, 5
John English, Orem, UT — 7, 9
Barbara Dahl, Encino, CA — Topic
Peg Warner, Seabrook, NH — Remote Control