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July 12, 2010
at the Running of the Bulls
9> “Why don’t they all just turn on the bull?”
8> “In light of my newfound experience, I’ve reconsidered: Ernest
Hemingway was a full-fledged loonie!”
7> “I would do it if I didn’t have new shoes on.”
6> “I hope they don’t Pierce my Brosnan.”
5> “Faster! Faster! Uh, never mind. Medic!”
4> “Be sure to gore and then trample anyone with a vuvuzela!”
3> “I just love chasing these freaks!”
2> “Where *is* the beef?”
Selected from 36 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1, 8, Banner tag
David J. Ludwig, San Diego, CA — 2
Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ — 3, 4
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 7, 9
Steven Fenner, Madison, WI — Your Cruise Director
here?”
(James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)
“Red wine with beef, right?”
(Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC)
“Some men look so stupid when they’re terrified.”
(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
“This makes the World Cup look a lot more fun.”
(Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)