July 19, 2010     

Hello, fodder.

The Top 8 Summer Camps NOT to Send Your Kid To

8> Deliverance for Kids

7> Roman Polanski’s “Break into Movies” Camp

6> Downward Bound

5> Repressed Memory Lakes

4> Billy Elliot’s Sissy Dancer Camp for Boys

3> Amber Staxx’s “Advanced” Dance Camp for Girls

2> So You Think You Can Knit?

and the Number 1 Summer Camp NOT to Send Your Kid To…

1> Camp O’Phenique

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 1 (1st #1!)
Daniel Kenya, San Carlos, CA — 2, 5, 8 (Hat trick!)
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 3
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 4
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 6
SarahJayne Bennett, London, England — 7
Steven Fenner, Madison, WI — Your Cruise Director

RUNNERS UP list — Mommy’s Not Here

Camp Lactose Intolerant
     (Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX)

Camp Tar Ball, Mississippi
     (Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX)

Father McFeely’s Altar Boy Preparatory Academy
     (Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH)

Jillian Michaels’ Camp/Audition
     (Daniel Kenya, San Carlos, CA)

Runners Up list name
     (Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)