August 31, 2010      Share/Bookmark

NOTE FROM STEVEN:
Apparently, British engineers have
developed a car that runs on human waste.
Not to be confused with several models
that pretty much ARE human waste.

The Top 7 Names for the
Car That Runs on Human Waste

7> Dung Beetle

6> Dump Truck

5> Saturn Uranus

4> Lincoln Log

3> Stanley’s Steamer

2> Lincoln Incontinent-al

and the Number 1 Name for the Car That Runs on Human Waste…
1> BMW Mini Pooper


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Credits:

Selected from 53 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1
Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 2
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 3
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX — 4, 7
Daniel Kenya, San Carlos, CA — 5, Topic
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 6
Edward Rodman, Ocean, NJ — 7
Steven Fenner, Madison, WI — Your Cruise Director

RUNNERS UP list — No movement

B.M.r
     (Edward Rodman, Ocean, NJ)

Cornvette
     (Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH)

Diarreamante
     (Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)
     (Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX)

Ford Break-Windstar
     (Daniel Kenya, San Carlos, CA)

Honda AssScent
     (Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH)

Honda Ceptic
     (Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA)

Plymouth Crop-Duster
     (Daniel Kenya, San Carlos, CA)

Runners Up list name
     (Edward Rodman, Ocean, NJ)

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