March 12, 2012
lists, will be taking an extended hiatus for
a few months to regroup and find new ways
of getting our weekly topical humor to you.
Today will be our last list for a while.
News item: Universal Orlando theme park
opens a new and eye-popping version of
its iconic 3-D Spider-Man ride this week.
7> Fabio has already signed on to get hit in the face by a goose
at the grand opening.
6> Every rider gets a big enough shot of radiation to glow in the
dark.
5> It’s just like Broadway: You fall and sustain a bad injury,
and ride must shut down for repairs.
4> Complimentary flies upon completion of the ride.
3> With a great ride comes great responsibility: Not to puke on
yourself.
2> The first ride was great. The second one was okay. But you
can’t even remember who was on the third one.
Selected from 20 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Emily Fortner, Huntsville, AL — 1 (8th #1!)
Daniel Kenya, San Carlos, CA — 2, 3, 7 (Hat trick!)
Leslie Arduser-Brogan, Webster, NY — 4
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX — 6
Steven Fenner, Madison, WI — Your Cruise Director