Carrier Is Going Bankrupt
8> In-flight movie is grainy 8mm footage of the pilot at age 4.
7> Boarding passes: Cheap. Unboarding passes: Expensive and sold
mid-flight.
6> The reservations clerk laughs when you ask for a return
ticket.
5> First class seats filled with UPS packages.
4> Before you can use that flotation device, you need approval
from the bankruptcy court judge.
3> The biggest crash they’ve had? Their stock price.
2> You have a ticket.
“Unsecured Creditors.”
Selected from 52 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Daniel Kenya, San Carlos, CA — 1 (1st #1!)
Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ — 2
SarahJayne Bennett, London, England — 3, 6
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 4
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 7, 8, Banner tag
Steven Fenner, Madison, WI — Your Cruise Director
(Daniel Kenya, San Carlos, CA)
The restroom is well equipped with old corn cobs and Sears
catalogs.
(Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)
They start a new boarding category: “Standing Room Only.”
(Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX)