Lists from 2007
- Dec 17 Christmas Sports Played at the North Pole
- Dec 10 Athlete Gripes About Away Games on Christmas
- Dec 3 Signs Your Teammate Isn’t in the Christmas Spirit
- Nov 26 Signs an Athlete Is Phoning It In (Part II)
- Nov 19 Differences in Thanksgiving at Sports Celebrities’ Homes
- Nov 12 Signs an Athlete Is Phoning it In (Part I)
- Nov 5 Worst Moments in NBA History
- Oct 29 Secrets to the Colorado Rockies’ Success
- Oct 22 Reasons the NY Yankees Parted Ways with Joe Torre
- Oct 15 Feel-Good Stories That Went Bad
- Oct 8 Other Reasons Notre Dame started 0-5
- Oct 1 Other Things Seen on Bill Belichick’s Spy Cam
- Sep 24 Other Athlete Nicknames Based on the Family Business (Part II)
- Sep 17 Other Athlete Nicknames Based on the Family Business (Part I)
- Sep 10 Signs Your College Football Teammate Is 59
- Sep 3 Excuses for Giving Up 30 Runs
- Aug 27 Helpful Tips for Robbing a Sports Star
- Aug 20 Signs the Fix Is On in the NBA (Part II)
- Aug 13 Signs the Fix Is On in the NBA (Part I)
- Aug 6 Signs You’ve Got an Opponent’s Tooth in Your Forehead
- Jul 30 Post-Javelin-Accident Career Opportunities
- Jul 23 Headlines About Freak Sports Injuries
- Jul 16 Sports-Themed Broadway Musicals
- Jul 9 Baby Shower Gifts for the Tiger Woods Family
- Jul 2 Things on Mike Nifong’s To-Do List
- Jun 25 Ways to Diss Barry Bonds When He Breaks Aaron’s Record
- Jun 18 Signs a Coach Can’t Make Up His Mind
- Jun 11 Movies About Michael Vick’s Secret Hobby
- Jun 4 Signs You’re Married to a Homicidal Ballplayer
- May 28 Signs a Candidate Just Blew the Sports Vote
- May 21 Dallas Mavericks Excuses
- May 14 Ways to Improve Italy’s Stature in International Sports
- May 7 Michael Phelps Swimming Secrets
- Apr 30 Lame Excuses for Starting a Bench-Clearing Brawl
- Apr 23 TV Shows About Hockey
- Apr 16 Reasons NOT to Vote Dirk Nowitzki MVP
- Apr 9 Signs Your Manager Has a Drinking Problem
- Apr 2 April Fool’s Pranks to Play on Athletes
- Mar 26 Sympathy Cards for Ousted NCAA Tournament Teams
- Mar 19 Spring Training Tips for Out-of-Shape Ballplayers
- Mar 12 Signs Your Teammate Has Been Hiding Something
- Mar 5 Signs a Coach Isn’t in Charge at Home
- Feb 26 Signs a NASCAR Driver Is Cheating
- Feb 19 Reasons Roger Federer Isn’t as Big as Tiger Woods
- Feb 12 Ideas to Improve the Super Bowl (Part II)
- Feb 5 Ideas to Improve the Super Bowl (Part I)
- Jan 29 Things Overheard at an NFL Game in London
- Jan 22 Overlooked Virtues of Spalding’s Synthetic NBA Ball
- Jan 15 Signs Your Opponent Is An Alien