Lists from 2006
- Dec 26 Days of Sports Christmas
- Dec 18 Signs a Hired Santa Is Really an Ex-Athlete
- Dec 11 Sports-Themed Holiday TV Specials
- Dec 4 Signs You’re Too Old to Box
- Nov 27 Sports Tongue-Twisters
- Nov 20 Sports Jobs for Historical Figures
- Nov 13 Songs About Football
- Nov 6 Sneaky Ways Political Campaigns Exploit Sports
- Oct 30 Signs Your Punter Has Gone Nuts (Part II)
- Oct 23 University of Miami Cheers
- Oct 16 New Names for the World Series
- Oct 9 Other Mis-reported News Stories About Terrell Owens
- Oct 2 Signs Your Punter Has Gone Nuts (Part I)
- Sep 25 Feeble Attempts to Back Out of the Chicago Bears Furniture Giveaway
- Sep 18 Signs a Team Mascot Wants to Kill You
- Sep 11 Differences Between Tiger Woods and Superman
- Sep 4 Effects of Global Warming on Sports
- Aug 28 Real Reasons New Yorkers Hate A-Rod
- Aug 21 Completely Innocuous Things Maurice Clarett Was Up To
- Aug 14 Rejected Floyd Landis Excuses
- Aug 7 Things That Drove Benny the Bull Berserk
- Jul 31 Athlete Nicknames Based on European Tourist Attractions
- Jul 10 Conversations Overheard on Jason Grimsley’s Wire
- Jul 3 World Cup Etiquette Tips for Americans
- Jun 26 Songs About Blowing the US Open
- Jun 19 Barry Bonds Haiku
- Jun 12 Signs an Athlete Has a Future in Politics
- Jun 5 Sports Haiku
- May 29 Recruiting Pitches for the Duke Lacrosse Team
- May 22 Differences If Horses Played Other Sports
- May 15 Reasons NBA and NHL Playoff Games Are Better in Person
- May 8 Bad Corporation/Sports Team Mergers
- May 1 Ways Your Team Screwed Up in the NFL Draft
- Apr 24 Signs Your Schoolteacher Is a Sports Junkie (Part II)
- Apr 17 Signs Your Schoolteacher Is a Sports Junkie (Part I)
- Apr 10 Surprises at This Year’s Masters
- Apr 3 Signs the Umpires Are Biased
- Mar 27 TV Series About Sports
- Mar 20 16th-Seed Pet Peeves
- Mar 13 Barry Bonds Interview Questions You Might Get Away With
- Mar 6 Signs Your Country Is Gonna Get Creamed in the World Baseball Classic
- Feb 27 NY Knicks Excuses
- Feb 20 Ways to Make Hockey Appeal to US Sports Fans
- Feb 13 Songs About the Winter Olympics
- Feb 6 Reasons Your Super Bowl Party Sucked
- Jan 30 Advantages of Holding the Super Bowl in Detroit
- Jan 23 Little-Known Preparations for the Winter Olympics
- Jan 16 Signs an Athlete Is a Nazi
- Jan 9 Pet Peeves of Fired NFL Coaches
- Jan 2 Predictions for This Year’s Rose Bowl