Lists from 2003
- Dec 29 Ways to Tell You’re Not Playing in a Major Bowl
- Dec 8 Other Things That Make Lawrence Taylor Cry
- Dec 1 Things We’re Thankful For
- Nov 24 Problems With the BCS Index
- Nov 17 Patron Saints of Sports
- Nov 10 Rejected Ideas for ESPN Original Shows
- Nov 3 Philospohical Differences Between Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant
- Oct 27 Ways to Tell Your Favorite Football Team Is Getting Too Old
- Oct 20 Things You Don’t Say to an Umpire During the Playoffs
- Oct 13 Lines From a Romance Novel About the NFL
- Oct 6 Other Events as Likely to Happen as a Cubs’ World Series Win
- Sep 29 Signs You’ve Got Women’s World Cup Fever
- Sep 22 Good Things About Playing for the Detroit Tigers
- Sep 15 Other Rituals for Starting the NFL Season
- Sep 8 Signs You’re Too Involved in Your Fantasy Football Team
- Sep 1 Signs It’s Time for College Football Season
- Aug 25 Other Dave Bliss Conspiracies
- Aug 18 Worst Questions to Ask an NFL Coach at a Press Conference
- Aug 11 Least Popular NASCAR Sponsorships
- Aug 4 Reasons We’re Glad Football Training Camps Have Opened
- Jul 14 Sports Euphemisms for Masturbation
- Jul 7 Other Sports Artifacts Todd McFarlane Is Bidding On
- Jun 30 Worst Athlete Theme Songs
- Jun 23 Ways to Tell You’re Watching Sports in Hell
- Jun 16 Ways to Tell Your Championship Game Is in New Jersey
- Jun 9 Things Mike Tyson Could Say To Surprise Us
- Jun 2 Worst Ideas for Team Names
- May 26 Things Overheard at the Colonial
- May 19 Ways to Tell Your Jockey Is Cheating
- May 12 Signs Your Hockey Game Has Gone On Too Long
- May 5 Signs a Basketball Coach Is Crashing Your Frat Party
- Apr 28 Surprises at the NFL Draft
- Apr 21 Sports Quotes From the Iraqi Minister of Information
- Apr 14 Ways We’re Celebrating the Anniversary of “Bull Durham”
- Apr 7 Reasons We’re Glad Baseball Is Back
- Mar 30 Chapter Titles in David Wells’ Book
- Mar 24 Signs Your Team Won’t Win the NCAA Basketball Tournament
- Mar 17 Ways to Tell You’re Dating an NHL Player
- Mar 10 Signs Your Ref Hates You
- Mar 3 Reasons We’re Watching the Game
- Feb 24 Good Things About Fighting Mike Tyson
- Feb 16 Other NASCAR Foods
- Feb 10 Things Bobby Knight Does to Celebrate
- Feb 3 Ways to Make the Pro Bowl More Exciting
- Jan 27 Things Overheard During the Super Bowl
- Jan 20 Ways to Tell Your High-School Athlete Is Receiving Money
- Jan 13 Ways to Tell an NFL Referee Isn’t Paying Attention
- Jan 6 Surprises in the NFL This Year