August 25th, 2008



The Top 9 Predictions
About the 2008 NFL Season


9> Archie Manning will attempt a comeback to try to join the Manning Super Bowl MVP Club.

8> Every time Jessica Simpson shows up at a Dallas game, a mob of fans will bodily throw her out of the stadium.

7> New Jets’ deep threat Usain Bolt will keep catching bombs from Favre, but spiking the ball and dancing while still 20 yards from the goal line.

6> Being from outside the US, I predict I’ll have no clue about it.

5> The Burger King mascot will again outscore the Lions.

4> T.O. will be seriously and annoyingly obnoxious. (Hey, I play the odds…)

3> Randy Moss will defy Father Time by rediscovering his Oakland Raiders form of yesteryear.

2> Brett Favre will win Most Humiliated Player.

and the Number 1 Prediction About the 2008 NFL Season…

1> Contrary to their recent pattern of starting the season well only to fade at the end, the Detroit Lions will burst through the gates sucking voraciously.




.

Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 1 (22nd #1)
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3, Commissioner
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 4, 8
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 5, 9
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 6
Bill Reilly, Golden, CO — 7



RUNNERS UP list — Offensive Holding

Adrian Peterson will move to the quarterback position, where he’ll not only throw the bomb, but get downfield to catch it as well.
(Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)

Eagles fans, having all been forced to go through anger management before they’re allowed to buy tickets, will now only boo the cheerleaders.
(Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)

Jets fans will cheer Favre, boo Favre, cheer him again, boo him fiercely, but finish with a wild ovation for him as the coin toss for the opening game finally ends up landing on heads like he called.
(Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH)

Mandatory air-bag helmets for quarterbacks.
(Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)

New England fans will be furious after John McCain questions their patriotism.
(Bill Reilly, Golden, CO)

Team owners will complain about high salaries while bathing in tubs full of $100 bills.
(Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI)

The Baltimore Ravens will sign Michael Phelps for a single game. Against the Dolphins.
(Bill Reilly, Golden, CO)


Runners Up list name
(Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH)