September 4, 2009     

The Top 9 Worst Songs to Have
Playing During Your First Time

9> Burning Love

8> She’s Not There

7> Having My Baby

6> Little Willy

5> Is That All There Is?

4> Alone Again, Naturally

3> Psychotic Reaction

2> I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Worst Song to Have Playing During Your First Time…

1> Mama Told Me Not to Come

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Credits:

Selected from 52 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 7 (18th #1)
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 2, Topic
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 3
Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH — 4
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX — 5
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 6
Douglas Bishop, Fort Wayne, IN — 7
Howard Spindel, Portland, OR — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 9
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor

RUNNERS UP list — Aural Sux

30 Days in the Hole
     (Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY)

Ain’t Too Proud to Beg
     (Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL)

Break on Through
     (Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH)

Folsom Prison Blues
     (Kim Moser, New York, NY)

Gee, Officer Krupke!
     (Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY)

I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)
     (Dan Thompson, Austin, TX)

Limp
     (Howard Spindel, Portland, OR)

Love Comes Quickly
     (Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA)

Love Hurts
     (Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)

My Best Friend’s Girl
     (Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)

Not a Second Time
     (Howard Spindel, Portland, OR)

She’s Tight
     (Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA)

Smells Like Teen Spirit
     (Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA)

Too Drunk to Fuck
     (Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL)

Runners Up list name
     (Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)