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The Top 10 Unlikely Porn Stars

10> Dick “Faceshooter” Cheney

9> Britney Speared

8> Battery-Powered Stephen Hawking

7> Rachel “Legs Like a” Weiss

6> Dick “Ten-Hut!” Armey

5> Winona Ride Her

4> Paris Purity Innocent Chastity Hilton

3> Dwayne “The Rock Hard” Johnson

2> Cream Abdul-Jabbar

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Unlikely Porn Star…
1> Carrot Bottom


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Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Kim Moser, New York, NY — 1, 4, 8, Topic (24th #1)
Howard Spindel, Portland, OR — 2, 5
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 3, 7
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6
Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 9
Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA — 10
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor

RUNNERS UP list — Censored!

Barry “Whips Chains and” Bonds
     (Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

Gary “Down Here” Coleman
     (Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)

Jon “Seedspreader” Gosselin
     (Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA)

Kellie Prickler
     (Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY)

Larry The Backdoor Cable Guy
     (Stephanie Shiner-Thompson, Brainerd, MN)

Magic “Magic Johnson” Johnson
     (Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)

Robin Chewbacca Williams
     (Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)

Shotgun Dick Cheney
     (Dan Thompson, Austin, TX)

Verne “Mini-Meat” Troyer
     (Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA)

Runner Up list name
     (Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)

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