May 1, 2009     

The Top 9 Twitter
Tweets From Ron Jeremy

9> @ParisHilton Still taking penicillin, thanks to our little
rendezvous. How are YOU?

8> My self-portrait in ASCII: 8============D

7> Crap — just learned I have an STD. If you have ever slept
with me call CDC. j/k, ROFL!

6> Padron myy tpyos, fcaefuul of mufff.

5> @PeterNorth The ol’ North pole is heading south as you get
older, LOL!

4> @nair: I have no interest in your spokesmodel offer.

3> Getting head from someone. Don’t know her name cuz I can’t
see her face past my gut. Hope it’s a chick.

2> OW!! OMG, I think I just fucked my ear!

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Twitter Tweet From Ron Jeremy…

1> Just banged the entire afternoon shift at the Brookline Mall
Lane Bryant — then ate their donuts!

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA — 1 (6th #1)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2, 5, 7, Topic (Hat trick!)
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 3, 9
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — 4
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — 9
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor