September 14, 2007     

The Top 10 Swimming
Pool Pickup Lines
(Part II)

10> “Is that a snorkle in your swimsuit or are you just happy
to see me?”

9> “Are you familiar with the mating rituals of the sperm whale?
Allow me to demonstrate.”

8> “I’ve got something here that’ll clean the sand out of your
crack.”

7> “You must be a department store security guard, ’cause you
just solved my shrinkage problem.”

6> “Your paddling stroke says ‘dog,’ but your bikini says ‘fox.’”

5> “Do another of those dives where your top comes off so I can
show you my breaststroke technique.”

4> “Judging by the state of your Speedo, I’d say Florida.”

3> “I’m all out of suntan oil, but I did bring my K-Y. Would
you mind applying some labially– um, I mean liberally?”

2> “Apparently the cold water hasn’t dampened your appreciation
of my thong.”

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Swimming Pool Pickup Line…

1> “This is OK, but if you really want some fun, how about
joining me in the *gene* pool?”

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Credits:

Selected from 55 submissions from 17 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 5 (13th #1)
Howard Spindel, Portland, OR — 2
Stephanie Shiner-Thompson, Brainerd, MN — 3, 9
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 4, 7
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — 6, 10
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 8
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 10
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor