November 4, 2011      Share

NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Trimel Pharmaceuticals is looking for FDA approval
of an experimental sexual dysfunction medicine for
women delivered in the form of a nasal spray.
The product is designed to treat a condition
known as “Anorgasmia” that affects one in five
women and for which there is no approved treatment.

The Top 9 Marketing Slogans
for the Orgasm Nasal Spray

9> Sneeze the Day!

8> Just Why *Is* Your Nosy Neighbor Smiling?

7> It’s Not the Size of the Nasal Actuator That Counts…
But It Helps

6> Two Holes Are Better Than One

5> When Huffing Nitrous Just Doesn’t Do the Trick

4> Finally: Lesbian Poppers!

3> Women Deserve a Sex Organ That Gets Blown

2> You’ll Snort What She’s Snorting

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Marketing Slogan for the Orgasm Nasal Spray…
1> Inability to Orgasm: It’s Snot Funny


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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 1 (2nd #1)
Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA — 2, 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 3, 6, Topic
Doug Finney, Houston, TX — 3
Bruce Brown, Dayton, OH — 4
Emily Fortner, Huntsville, AL — 5, 7
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 9
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor

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