May 29, 2009     

The Top 9 Differences in the Way
Men and Women Think About Sex

9> Woman: After sex, likes to share her feelings.
Man: After sex, likes tzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

8> Woman: “Does he like my breasts? Are they big enough for him?
The right shape? Are they flopping around too much?”
Man: “BOOBS!!”

7> Man: Wants a threesome with her sister.
Woman: Wants a twosome with his father.

6> Woman: Wants him to finish so they can get to the cuddling.
Man: Wants her to finish so he can get to a sandwich and
Sportscenter.

5> Man: Wants her to scream during a powerful orgasm.
Woman: Wants to scream because she’s missing “NCIS.”

4> Man: “Look at that grin. It’s obvious I rocked her world.”
Woman: “Hmmm… if only I could eat him afterwards like a
praying mantis, at least he’d be good for something.”

3> Man: “Hot! She’s not wearing panties!”
Woman: “Ewwww! He doesn’t wear underwear.”

2> Woman: Wants sexy music playing in the background so the
slow trickle of the massage oil “dances” down her breasts
in a lilting sway.
Man: “Crap. I just came.”

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Difference in the Way Men and Women Think About Sex…

1> Woman: Needs wine and candles to get in the mood.
Man: Needs air to get in the mood.

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 1, 5, 7 (1st #1! Hat trick!)
Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA — 2, 6
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 3, 8
Howard Spindel, Portland, OR — 4
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 6, Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — 8
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — 9
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor